So the day of Ghosts, Ghouls and Gargoyles is just hours away and you guys wanna know what I'm doing for Halloween this year?
F*ck all, that's what.
I'm sorry, folks, but my family and I don't get too excited about Halloween. Like, at all. I haven't got scared on Halloween since my brother and cousins made my grandapa's bedroom into a haunted house (true story), I can never pick a costume to wear and I only like 3 candies: cherry lollipops, cherry starburts and anything that starts with the word "Gummi".
But to all of you who are going out to Trick or Trick or whatever, I hope you all have fun and have a Happy Halloween.